stereolights:

I used to think it was near impossible for a person to make the :\ face

but then I met Jim Moriarty

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Reblog if you ship so many couples you have a metaphorical navy.

» time 1 year ago   » notes 39511
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So recently my mother and I got in a lot of arguments and these are a few of the many pearls she said:

MUM: You're selfish

MUM: you're arrogant

MUM: You hate your family, you don't have any respect for your parents and you're dying to go away from home and leave us.

ME: mum-

MUM: you live only for yourself and you can't be caring in the slightest!

MUM: always doing what your head tells you and always going against me! You ignore all the world around you like there's only you in your fucking life!

MUM: we're done! go away and sell yourself as a whore if you want money 'cause you aren't getting anymore from me!

MUM: and you're so strange!! You think in a strange way, you aren't like your brothers at all!

MUM: you drink, smoke, you didn't turn as I planned you at all!

ME: next time instead of procreating buy a robot

I think my mother would disown me if she saw my blog.

What happened to me today :D

Lol my English teacher.

Today we were having a discussion on whether we should have lesson next monday because it's San Giuseppe in Italy and particularly in Naples is some kind of a very important celebration in which people have fun and eat zeppole (yuummyyy)

Teacher: should we have lesson next monday?

Class: mmh, why not? We have other classes anyway.

Teacher: *astonished expression* you're coming to university on San Giuseppe??

Class: ...

Teacher: ...

Class: why shouldn't we?

Teacher: *still astonished* oh, but come on! You shouldn't! It's ZEPPOLA DAY! We should all stay home and get fat eating ZEPPOLE! I love ZEPPOLE!

Class: ...

Class: ok

To Yoneda Kou, Mangaka

leafthoj:

Yoneda Kou PLEASE CONTINUE Ore ni Koishite Dousunda?!

» time 1 year ago   » notes 17
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switchbladesandcigarettes:

fuckthisimaunicorn:

cudeinyourpants:

But that’s not the worst that could happen. You could DIE first of all. You could get sick. It could get worse. Honestly if I cut myself and my children saw I wouldn’t really care. Well I would on the extent of them judging me. Now them thinking it’s okay. Honestly, one of the ways to prevent your children from doing that is love them. Tell them their beautiful. And just be there for them. Don’t abandon them.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^yo

All the above is pretty much bullshit to me. When I cut there was no chance of me dying, at all. And very little chance of getting sick or anything, the amount of antiseptic creams and sprays I now own, and bandages, is unreal… You have some control over it, it’s not like you’ve got the largest kitchen knife you own and you’re slashing willy-nilly at your arm. 
One of the ways to prevent your children from doing that is love them? Oh now this makes it sound that it’s children of neglecting parents who cut. My parents always made it clear that they loved me, that they were proud of me, that they thought I was beautiful, and that they were always there for me. But wow, look at that, I ENDED UP WITH DEPRESSION AND THIGHS FULL OF SCARS ANYWAY. It had nothing to do with how my parents treated me. They didn’t abandon me, haven’t ever, and have always tried to be supportive. 
But if my future children see my scars… which I hope they won’t, most are on my legs and I’m trying to reduce them, the rest can be explained away… then I’d feel bad. I’d hate for my child to think it was the right thing to do because I’d done it, and that it was all okay. 
If they ended up cutting anyway, then I’d be as supportive as possible, and help in anyway I could. But if they started cutting because my scars put the “okay” for it in their head, then I’d hate myself. 

*Completely agrees*

switchbladesandcigarettes:

fuckthisimaunicorn:

cudeinyourpants:

But that’s not the worst that could happen. You could DIE first of all. You could get sick. It could get worse. Honestly if I cut myself and my children saw I wouldn’t really care. Well I would on the extent of them judging me. Now them thinking it’s okay. Honestly, one of the ways to prevent your children from doing that is love them. Tell them their beautiful. And just be there for them. Don’t abandon them.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^yo

All the above is pretty much bullshit to me. When I cut there was no chance of me dying, at all. And very little chance of getting sick or anything, the amount of antiseptic creams and sprays I now own, and bandages, is unreal… You have some control over it, it’s not like you’ve got the largest kitchen knife you own and you’re slashing willy-nilly at your arm. 

One of the ways to prevent your children from doing that is love them? Oh now this makes it sound that it’s children of neglecting parents who cut. My parents always made it clear that they loved me, that they were proud of me, that they thought I was beautiful, and that they were always there for me. But wow, look at that, I ENDED UP WITH DEPRESSION AND THIGHS FULL OF SCARS ANYWAY. It had nothing to do with how my parents treated me. They didn’t abandon me, haven’t ever, and have always tried to be supportive. 

But if my future children see my scars… which I hope they won’t, most are on my legs and I’m trying to reduce them, the rest can be explained away… then I’d feel bad. I’d hate for my child to think it was the right thing to do because I’d done it, and that it was all okay. 

If they ended up cutting anyway, then I’d be as supportive as possible, and help in anyway I could. But if they started cutting because my scars put the “okay” for it in their head, then I’d hate myself. 

*Completely agrees*

(Source: boys-and-mascara-always-run)

» time 1 year ago   » notes 43069
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Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, “Try not to act like a criminal, try not to act like a criminal.”

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when going back to edit a post with a typo

wtfsofunny:

NOBODY LOOK AT THIS POST IT’S UNDER CONSTRUCTION HOLD THE FUCK UP OH GOD THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO SEE THIS FUCKING TYPO NOOOOOO

bwahahahahah

(Source: i-o-u-a-fall)

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